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	<title>Eloy Zuniga Jr. &#187; Nonsense</title>
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		<title>Don&#8217;t F&#8217; with the Bunny</title>
		<link>http://www.eloyz.com/2008/03/dont-f-with-the-bunny/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Mar 2008 14:38:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jd</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Do you ever wonder what the Easter Bunny is doing on the rest of the 364 days of the year&#8230;. www.youtube.com/watch?v=B04xngldt2k On a lighter note, if you can&#8217;t bring your Guitar Hero to work&#8230;]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Do you ever wonder what the Easter Bunny is doing on the rest of the 364 days of the year&#8230;.</p>
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<p>On a lighter note, if you can&#8217;t bring your <a href="http://www.addictinggames.com/guitarmasters.html">Guitar Hero to work</a>&#8230;</p>
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		<title>2 girls 1 cup</title>
		<link>http://www.eloyz.com/2008/03/2-girls-1-cup/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 02 Mar 2008 08:37:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bob</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I missed it but I think its something that I don&#8217;t regret. I was asked the other day about the 2 girls 1 cup video by my old boss and I was like what!!! when I heard what it was about. If any one has seen it and let me know if it is as [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I missed it but I think its something that I don&#8217;t regret. I was asked the other day about the 2 girls 1 cup video by my old boss and I was like what!!! when I heard what it was about. If any one has seen it and let me know if it is as gross as it sounds. I can believe it was even on<noscript>Il <a href="http://www.gratuitocasino.com/guardare-virtual-casino-principi-fondamentali-di-gioco-dazzardo.html">http://www.gratuitocasino.com/guardare-virtual-casino-principi-fondamentali-di-gioco-dazzardo.html</a> ? anche fair play.</noscript> VH1&#8242;s Best Week Ever . They didn&#8217;t show it of course.</p>
<p><a href="http://blog.eloyz.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/2girls1cup.jpg" title="2 Cups and a Girl"><br />
</a><img src="http://blog.eloyz.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/2girls1cup1.jpg" alt="2 Cups and a Girl" title="2 Cups and a Girl" border="0" /></p>
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		<title>Creativity : Posters that Inspire, Sort of</title>
		<link>http://www.eloyz.com/2008/03/creativity-posters-that-inspire-sort-of/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 01 Mar 2008 16:24:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Eloy Zuniga Jr.</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Some awkward motivators to get you going. Click on the images to find some of the posters I prefer not to post on the site.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://jubed.com/jokes/view/Motivators" title="Motivaters"> Some awkward motivators</a> to get you going. Click on the images to find some of the posters I prefer not to post on the site.</p>
<p><a href="http://jubed.com/jokes/view/Motivators" title="Coolness"><img src="http://i245.photobucket.com/albums/gg74/jubed/jokes/ATT1395129.jpg" border="0" width="425" /></a></p>
<p><a href="http://jubed.com/jokes/view/Motivators" title="It's Good to be the King"><img src="http://i245.photobucket.com/albums/gg74/jubed/jokes/ATT1395130.jpg" title="It's Good to be the King" alt="It's Good to be the King" border="0" width="450" /></a></p>
<p><a href="http://jubed.com/jokes/view/Motivators" title="Creativity"><img src="http://i245.photobucket.com/albums/gg74/jubed/jokes/ATT1395149.jpg" border="0" width="450" /></a></p>
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		<title>deep deep notion</title>
		<link>http://www.eloyz.com/2008/02/deep-deep-notion/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 16 Feb 2008 10:52:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bob</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ask a deeply religious Christian if he’d rather live next to a bearded Muslim that may or may not be plotting a terror attack, or an atheist that may or may not show him how to set up a wireless network in his house. On the scale of prejudice, atheists don’t seem so bad lately. [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ask a deeply religious Christian if he’d rather live next to a bearded Muslim that may or may not be plotting a terror attack, or an atheist that may or may not show him how to set up a wireless network in his house. On the scale of prejudice, atheists don’t seem so bad lately.<br />
  &#8211; Scott Adams<br />
I just wanted to toss this out to see what people think. Yeah or nay?</p>
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		<title>Christ</title>
		<link>http://www.eloyz.com/2008/01/christ/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 27 Jan 2008 06:41:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bob</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Well today I logged on to my google homepage and ChristRingtones for samsung free composer ringtones and doubtless meet humbles smugglers and need en. spoke to me. No really check it out.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Well today I logged on to my google homepage and Christ<noscript>Ringtones for samsung <a href="http://groups.google.com/group/fenty2989/web/free-composer-ringtones">free composer ringtones</a> and doubtless meet humbles smugglers and need en.</noscript> spoke to me. No really check it out.</p>
<p><a href='http://blog.eloyz.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/christ.PNG' title='cristo'><img src='http://blog.eloyz.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/christ.thumbnail.PNG' alt='cristo' /></a></p>
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		<title>Follow Up</title>
		<link>http://www.eloyz.com/2008/01/follow-up/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Jan 2008 07:53:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bob</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The site I posted the other day was not a porn site it was a spoof if you actually went to the site this is what it says &#8230; WARNING THE FOLLOWING SITE DOES NOT CONTAIN ANY PORNOGRAPHIC IMAGES. DO NOT ENTER IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED DO NOT ENTER IF YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The site I posted the other day was not a porn site it was a spoof if you actually went to the site this is what it says &#8230;</p>
<p>WARNING</p>
<p>THE FOLLOWING SITE DOES NOT CONTAIN ANY PORNOGRAPHIC IMAGES.</p>
<p>DO NOT ENTER IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED</p>
<p>DO NOT ENTER IF YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND SATIRE</p>
<p>DO NOT ENTER IF YOU ARE STUPID / WORK FOR FREESERVE</p>
<p>&#8230;The site is for a webhosting company its pretty funny actually. If you think about 86 percent of US men have searched for porn online at one point in time, of those 86 percent, 76 percent have searched for porn at work, of those 76 percent, 66 percent are in a position to make decisions on accounts like webhosting services, 56 percent of the 66 percent were CEOs. Its kinda like the GoDaddy commercials the day of the Super Bowl. Power to the &#8220;man&#8221; or should I say men. My point is men are an easy target market.</p>
<p>I post the site again for those curious <a href="http://www.galumpia.co.uk/adult/adult.htm">HERE</a>.</p>
<p>For more random stats on inappropriate use of the web in the work place go to www.caughtatwork.org.</p>
<p>So please lets not be quick to judge or as in <em>Office Space</em> &#8220;jump to conclusions&#8221;.</p>
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		<title>Transformers on DVD October 16th</title>
		<link>http://www.eloyz.com/2007/10/transformers-on-dvd-october-16th/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Oct 2007 10:55:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Eloy Zuniga Jr.</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[www.youtube.com/watch?v=XnwmUZuF5OY A movie I&#8217;m actually interested in buying, cool and cheesy what more could you ask for.  How about a personalized message from Optimus Prime?]]></description>
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<p>A movie I&#8217;m actually interested in buying, cool and cheesy what more could you ask for.  How about a <a href="http://optimus.transformersmovie.com/" title="Optimus Prime Personalized Message">personalized message from Optimus Prime</a>?</p>
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		<title>Urban Cup Holder</title>
		<link>http://www.eloyz.com/2007/09/urban-cup-holder/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 23 Sep 2007 01:05:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Eloy Zuniga Jr.</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Urban cup holders; an interesting idea. I&#8217;m not sure if it&#8217;s a good idea, who&#8217;s going to clean up all of these flying cups? Promoting convenient grooves to stuff garbage in, not so smart. We have enough trouble finding the garbage as it is. Although I can see myself taking one of these bad boys [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Urban cup holders; an interesting idea.  I&#8217;m not sure if it&#8217;s a good idea, who&#8217;s going to clean up all of these flying cups?  Promoting convenient grooves to stuff garbage in, not so smart.  We have enough trouble finding the garbage as it is.  Although I can see myself taking one of these bad boys to a party and hanging one off my friends lamps while I socialize.  Hey at least &#8220;mom&#8221; won&#8217;t get mad at me for that ring on the coffee table.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.boingboing.net/2007/09/20/urban-cup-holder-cla.html" title="Urban Cup Holder"><img src="http://craphound.com/images/urbancupholder.jpg" title="Urban Cup Holder" alt="Urban Cup Holder" height="245" width="450" /></a></p>
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		<title>Airport Security checks Nun</title>
		<link>http://www.eloyz.com/2007/09/airport-security-checks-nun/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 23 Sep 2007 00:40:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Eloy Zuniga Jr.</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Events]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Just a bizarre picture worth sharing. I can&#8217;t imagine this scenario 40 years ago, it&#8217;s amazing how far we&#8217;ve come. A female Muslim agent checks a nun for weapons in an airport with the American flag spread proudly on the back wall. I do believe this is the first time I&#8217;ve ever seen all of [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Just a bizarre picture worth sharing.  I can&#8217;t imagine this scenario 40 years ago, it&#8217;s amazing how <em>far</em> we&#8217;ve come.  A female Muslim agent checks a nun for weapons in an airport with the American flag spread proudly on the back wall.  I do believe this is the first time I&#8217;ve ever seen all of these <em>things</em>  all at once.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/cjd/1418632004/" title="Airport Security checks Nun"><img src="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1140/1418632004_5c4e3982db.jpg?v=0" title="Nun checked by Airport Security" alt="Nun checked by Airport Security" height="376" width="450" /></a></p>
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		<title>Paper Cuts?</title>
		<link>http://www.eloyz.com/2007/07/paper-cuts/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Jul 2007 20:20:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Juan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Just when you think you&#8217;re the ultimate fan, a gem like this comes and puts your face in its place. I&#8217;m green with envy.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Just when you think you&#8217;re the ultimate fan, a gem like <a href="http://nerd-craft.blogspot.com/2007/06/super-mario-papercraft-world-7-3.html">this</a> comes and puts your face in its place. I&#8217;m green with envy.</p>
<p><a href="http://photobucket.com"><img src="http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j203/jugo_74/Mario-Papercraft-W7-3_1.jpg"/></a></p>
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